enemies

• mobile safari, for having terrible and un-googleable default word spacing
• every corporation on the bad companies list
• ourbus, for putting me on their infernal email list from which there is no escape
• the linux foundation, for the same reason
• bronx science, for hunting me down and sending me snail mail no matter how many times i move (not even my college has figured this out)
• anybody who stands in the way of Darius McCollum becoming a full, unionized employee of the MTA
• zuckergram, for banning me 2 3 3.5 times now
• lime and every other powered scooter company, for littering public spaces with shitty scooters that i trip over while drunk
• RFC 5652, for being just different enough from PKCS#7 to make my life difficult

hitherto unidentified enemies (show yourselves, cowards)

• IPs 45.137.21.9 and 45.155.205.233, for trying to use CVE-2021-44228 against my static webroot